When your mom cries and you’re just like
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The kid next door was running round the garden waving a pretend wand and shouting out spells.
“I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don’t you?” I asked him.
“Yeah!” he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
“I bet you really want to be like Harry Potter, don’t you?” I asked him.
“Yeah!” he shouted excitedly.
So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.
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That awkward moment when you walk out of the house and realise you have to go back inside and change because you accidentally wore your robes instead of your Muggle clothes.
Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn’t a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?
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Human Destruction
Rainbows float across the plains,
Grass blows in the breeze.
The shrubs catch fire,
Burning everything.
